February 2011
35 posts
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
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January 2011
89 posts
Bad Role Model
So yesterday, I pressed the gas instead of the break and almost crashed my mom’s car while trying to park.
It wouldn’t be so bad - no harm done see, except for some tiny skid marks - except it was in front of the kids I used to tutor.
FUCK, I’M SUCH A BAD ROLE MODEL. I’M SO UNCOOL. D:
I'm not fourteen but sometimes I act like it
I’m glad I have very few followers. I can’t write in a journal anymore - I like knowing, or at least having the feeling, that someone somewhere out there is reading what I write. It’s great to feel like confiding in someone without necessarily saying it to someone’s face. When I try doing that I listen to what I say and realize how embarrassing it is, and after tripping on...
Doing Screenwriting Assignment
I’m trying to come up with a quirky before/after date night scenario that doesn’t involve a gay guy, a lesbian, or a someone who is trans. I’m coming up with nothing.
DAMMIT TUMBLR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME.
Edit: Date because that was the assignment. xD
“There are many ways to measure quality of life: access to food, economic...”
– My Statistics Professor on the first day of class. He’s already the most awesome math teacher I’ve ever had.
… And he might be me from an alternate universe.
(Submitted by The Gaysha)
You Couldn’t Make It Up →
lgbtlaughs:
I found this on notalwaysright.com:
(My job is to call people and pitch the brand of make-up my company sells. I call and an obviously really young girl answers the phone.)
Little Girl: “Hello?”
Me: “Hi, may I talk to the lady of this residence?”
Little Girl: “That’s me.”
Me: “I mean, may I talk to your mom?”
Little Girl: “I have two dads.”
Me: “Oh well, never mind then....
if i post again on here
iwillbeskinnyandlovely:
then you know i failed at this as well.
peaceoutfuckers, stay strong.
Fuck, man, don’t give in. Yeah, sometimes life sucks, and you feel like your whole life will just be a road of hardship and shit, so why bother? Sometimes you don’t stop feeling that way for a long time. Every day is a struggle with the choice always present in your head - keep slogging...
Going with family to snowboard
This is the calm before the storm.
Have fun with my parents, my brothers. Feeling good about school - since, you know, I don’t really have much homework yet. Sort of made peace with the fact I’ll be forever alone. And - I think I’ll do well. I’ll do okay.
THEN THE ESSAYS COME POURING IN
Something I realized
It’s strange. I used to think I cherished ambition and being goal driven. And I still do, I like being busy and doing things, but… I used to think my dream goal would be climbing the corporate ladder, becoming an extremely successful authoritative figure.
Now, all I imagine concerning my life after graduation is getting a job - a legal mediator, editor, manager, librarian popped into...
Reblog if you're a girl and you play video games.
enterlalaland:
algebraicjake:
ohmydanielle:
I feel alone on this as well.
Can I meet a girl that does?
I AM NOT A GAMER, but i do play video games.
Used to play more in middle and high school, not so much now. I did have an awesome three-day AC Brotherhood marathon over the holidays, though. 8D
FUCK POPUPS
Since Tumblr seems to be the safest place to spout...
I really want to buy a vibrator. The good ones are fucking expensive though, even on Amazon, and textbooks are draining my money away. NNNNGH.
Whew. Got that off my sexually frustrated chest.
When I Came Out...: My Dad... →
whenicameout:
I came out to my dad a few weeks ago, the last person I felt I had to tell, we were watching tv and there was something about a possible explanation(scientifically) for gay men that said something about the younger brother is most commonly gay etc…so after the story…
Dad: I wonder if that’s…
THIS FATHER IS FANTASTIC.
Boy or Girl
Stole this from kafegrus, who stole this from her friend Cecile:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
(x) sometimes you love to shop ( ) you wear eyeliner (x) you go to your mom for advice (x) you consider cheer leading a sport ( ) you hate wearing the color black’ (x) you like going to the mall (x) you like getting manicures and/or pedicures ( ) you like wearing jewelry (n/a) you cried watching The Notebook ( )...
Hello, my name is ____, and for the next five...
PoliSci Teacher: So what do you read?
Classmate 1: Newspaper. Love reading it.
Classmate 2: Internet, get most of my stuff off it. MSNBC, CNN… get most of my stuff off Hulu.
Classmate 3: I read New York Times, Newsweek, Businessweek….
Classmate 4: Bunch of magazines. And the newspaper.
Classmate 5: Los Angeles times. Not as good as New York Times, of course.
Teacher: And what...
thatfireboi asked: hiya, you like apple/macbooks right? i notice we have same style, so i thot id msg and tell you i got a free macbook in the mail today. its so beautiful. id figure youd want one too. all you gotta do is a dumb survey thingy takes 3 minutes for a new macbook(u gotta be crazy not to, not many left i think) i think its worth it. if ya wanna the website issss www.hcgiveaway.com/apple and happy new...
Pizza Planet truck
scottyoshimoto:
chehbidness:
ayeejohncarlo:
liveonlyonce:
markmejia:
puttingthismindtogooduse:
Toy Story:
Toy Story 2:
Toy Story 3:
Bugs Life:
Monsters Inc:
Finding Nemo:
Cars:
Ratatouille:
WALL-E:
UP:
Whoa. o_o Had to reblog this. What a mindfck, lol.
O_O
I am so amazed right now.
bwhahha oh fuccc .
OH SHTTTTTTT!